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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

unamusedsloth:

He hurt his foot. [via]

unamusedsloth:

He hurt his foot. [via]

(Source: zazzle-poetry)

(Source: pleatedjeans)

viv-ha:

hello please watch gundam: g no reconguista

viv-ha:

hello please watch gundam: g no reconguista

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

lavender-ice:

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

dead

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

(Source: diehardpokemonfans)

digg:

Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i scrolled past this and then i went back up and played it and the sound was off for whatever reason but i listened to it and i’m really glad i did

(Source: phillypu)

choodraws:



WHAT TIME IS IT

choodraws:

WHAT TIME IS IT